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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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