- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Murder me once, shame on you.

I saw a poor man named rich

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

pickle juice?

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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