A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Poop

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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