- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

knock knock ... no one was in

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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