Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Ouch.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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soccor

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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