- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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