Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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