Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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minecraft

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Justin Beiber

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