Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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