- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Whats better than 24? 25.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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