Your mother is a man.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

obama's promises

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What's 4+7 47

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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