this girl died

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Woman's Rights

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Pen15

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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