What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Snausages.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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