What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Not Steve Jobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Cold camel scrotum.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Anti Joke

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