What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Knock knock. Death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Scientology.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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