So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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