What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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