- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

im black

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Jews

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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