A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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