What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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black guy graduating high school

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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