What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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