- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Please spell dyslexia.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

How old is victor? Old

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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