- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Hello Braydon

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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