- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A Frenchman stays and fights

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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