Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Stop being a centipede

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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