- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

i love huge wieners.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

i cant think of one.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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