Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Fox News.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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