two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what happens during a climax apples

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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