Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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