Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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good one jess !!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I like pom

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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FAP

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Anti Joke

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