what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

asian, do math

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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