Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

whats your name? bumder:)

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

I saw a poor man named rich

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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