- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Hey, Max!!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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