- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A snake walks into a bar

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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