Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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