What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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*spongebob voice* 25

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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