Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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