Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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