Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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