- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

bitches be crafty.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

You smell like shit

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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