What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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