A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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who farted your mother

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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