here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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My pet rock died.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Blind people can't read this.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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