- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I'm gay. No homo.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Spread the net.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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