- Anti Joke

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What is the difference between a duck?

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

women's rights

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.