knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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