- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

An asian without a future.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Anti-joke.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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