Women.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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*prepares this to get negged*

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AVB

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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women have rights

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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