Q. who's george porchy?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock Knock.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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