- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Matt Damon

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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